Очередной поход на ff.net завершился находкой действительно веселого фика по Gravitation. Такого веселого бреда я не читала давно. Чудо это можно найти
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отрывки из фика“I WANT A DIVORCE!” Shuichi yelled plaintively and almost caused Yuki to drop the cigarette into the floor. That would have been a crime. Dropping a cigarette before its time was almost as bad as spilling good beer.
“We were NEVER MARRIED!” Yuki replied, raising his voice at the end because he was fed up with the interruption. Whether he felt like it or not, he was going to write until he couldn’t hold his head up. It was the principle of the thing now.
“THEN I WANT CHILD SUPPORT!” Shuichi yelled back, looking over at Yuki crossly. He waited for another loud comment that never came.
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“Go away before I feed you those condoms,” Yuki answered, feeling his irritation soaring again.
“You wouldn’t!” Shuichi stated, looking wide eyed at the novelist.
“Try me,” Yuki smirked, turning his head towards his lover with a decidedly evil glint to his eyes.
“You…you…” Shuichi spluttered, shaking his finger in Yuki’s direction.
“Latex tastes good with soda,” Yuki said, grabbing the finger and pulling it towards his mouth to bite it. Shuichi quickly tugged it back and held it against his chest protectively.